my life

I was born on a farm in the picturesque countryside but soon moved to the middle-east to get some wildlife action. When i was about 10 i started taking 'e' and socialising with derka derkas. On one tragic occasion when i turned 14, i got shot in the left eye by my 62 year old derka derka boyfriend, when he was blinded by rage after i pulled of his turban and tugged at his beard whilst having an orgasam. So now i wear an eye patch, on my right eye. i then discovered a new type of lubricant used to help expand goats' asses to make rape easier, which lead me to becoming the most successful person in Derzkha-Derkazraahn. Soon after that i meved location to Baghkalakaderka Street and then one day i was testing out the lubricant on my 74 year old boyfriend but this incident turned out to be a very unfortunate one and now my right nostril extends up to my eyebrow.Everyday i make my way down to the derka derka pub for some goat juice and pelvic action. I then bathe in some cow shit for around three quarters of an hoiur to let the my skin fully absorb the scents. After that i will return home and continue testing on my goats, experimenting with different natural sources to see which can generate the most expantion of a goats anal entry point. I then probe the goats with objects of varying shapes and sizes for reasons i cannot disclose.